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If it's the fifth day in a row that you don't feel like working, it means it's finally Friday! - Anonymous

If it's the fifth day in a row that you don't feel like working, it means it's finally Friday!

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Don't worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

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Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it's only Thursday.

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There's just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka. - Anonymous

There's just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka.

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When someone asks where you see yourself in 5 years... Buddy, I'm just trying to make it to Friday. - Anonymous

When someone asks where you see yourself in 5 years... Buddy, I'm just trying to make it to Friday.

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Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

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When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.

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I love my job only when I'm on vacation.

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If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.

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Actual meanings of various terms.

Actual meanings of various terms:
TEAM WORK: Having somebody else you can blame it on.
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Tell your boss what you really think about him, and the truth shall set you free, from your job.

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