If it's the fifth day in a row that you don't feel like working, it means it's finally Friday!
I don't work on weekends, or any other day that ends with "Y". Anonymous
I'm in desperate need of a 6 month vacation... twice a year. Anonymous
Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday. Anonymous
Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday? Anonymous
I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do. Anonymous
Don't worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Anonymous
My boss told me "It's not rocket science." Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science. Anonymous