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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

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Sharks are not so bad... If a stranger came into my house wearing only a bathing suit, I'd probably get angry too.

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I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

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