Paddy O'Dea Quote
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Being a couch potato is dangerous, someone may get hungry and eat you! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
The best part of going to work is coming back home at the end of the day. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. Anonymous
In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep. Anonymous
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry! Anonymous
Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday. Anonymous
I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. Anonymous
When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31. Anonymous
When you fall, I will be there to catch you - With love, the floor. Anonymous
Sleeping on my keyboard. If I answer, I'm talking in my sleep. Anonymous
Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. Anonymous
I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up? Anonymous