He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday.
Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.
When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep.
Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
I've made it from the bed to the couch. There's no stopping me now.
I'm off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.
I always say "morning" instead of "good morning", because if it was a good morning, I'd still be asleep.
I'm a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.
I haven't tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor.. so I'm sure I wouldn't like Yoga.
My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can't sleep.
I already want to take a nap tomorrow.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.
Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day.
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.
Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real.
I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry.
I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.
I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.
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