That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don't know whether to get dressed or fake an illness. Anonymous
Sometimes I can't tell if I'm in preschool or school... Oh wait, I'm at work. Anonymous
Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Interviewer: Would you say you are independent? Me: *looks at mum*, *mum nods* Me: I'd say so, yes. Anonymous
If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.' Dave Barry
If it's the fifth day in a row that you don't feel like working, it means it's finally Friday! Anonymous
My boss told me "It's not rocket science." Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here. Anonymous
When someone asks where you see yourself in 5 years... Buddy, I'm just trying to make it to Friday. Anonymous
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
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