I've always wanted to turn around in an executive chair and say "I've been expecting you."
Minimum wage is like work enthusiasm, it disappears quickly.
I don't jump to conclusions, I cannonball into them like a boss.
After (M)onday and (T)uesday comes WTF !
I might get a job cleaning mirrors. It's definitely a job I can see myself doing.
Stop crying, Monday will be over soon.
Interviewer: Would you say you are independent? Me: *looks at mum*, *mum nods* Me: I'd say so, yes.
The traffic is so slow today that I read two books, ate lunch, dinner, replied to all my emails, and I still haven't got to work yet.
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.'
Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day.
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.
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