Work Quotes

After (M)onday and (T)uesday comes WTF !

If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook.

When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday!!

The best part of going to work is coming back home at the end of the day.

I'm retired. I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

Tell me what is your dream job? In my dreams I don't work.

I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.

My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

There's just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka.

I know that Einstein's theory of relativity is correct because every weekend goes by twice as fast as normal.

Work is just something I'm doing until I win the lottery.

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.