Work Quotes

Work is just something I'm doing until I win the lottery.

Anonymous

He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.

Paddy O'Dea

If it's the fifth day in a row that you don't feel like working, it means it's finally Friday!

Anonymous

I once had a job in a orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.

Anonymous

Work again? Really? Didn't I just do that yesterday?

Anonymous

I don't work on weekends, or any other day that ends with "Y".

Anonymous

Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day!

Anonymous

I haven't even gone to bed yet and I already can't wait to get home from work tomorrow.

Anonymous

As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.

Tom Goins

There's just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka.

Anonymous

I'm not feeling very worky today.

Anonymous

The best part of going to work is coming back home at the end of the day.

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Stop crying, Monday will be over soon.

Anonymous

Tell me what is your dream job? In my dreams I don't work.

Anonymous

Interviewer: What do you make at your current job? Me: Mostly mistakes and inappropriate comments.

Anonymous

Actual meanings of various terms:
TEAM WORK: Having somebody else you can blame it on.
HARDWARE: The part of a computer you can kick when there are software problems.
IMPATIENT: Somebody who is waiting in a hurry.
INFLATION: Paying today's prices with last year's salary.

Anonymous

Retirement is when you stop living at work, and start working at living.

Anonymous

Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?

Anonymous