He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook. Anonymous
When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep. Anonymous
Tell your boss what you really think about him, and the truth shall set you free, from your job. Anonymous
I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks. Anonymous
I once had a job in a orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate. Anonymous
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. Groucho Marx
If it's the fifth day in a row that you don't feel like working, it means it's finally Friday! Anonymous
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