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After (M)onday and (T)uesday comes WTF ! - Anonymous

After (M)onday and (T)uesday comes WTF ! Anonymous

Sayings Short Quotes

I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams. Anonymous

Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won't be able to see us. - Anonymous

Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won't be able to see us. Anonymous

Life Quotes Short Quotes

I'm not feeling very worky today. - Anonymous

I'm not feeling very worky today. Anonymous

Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels.

Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels. Anonymous

Work is just something I'm doing until I win the lottery. - Anonymous

Work is just something I'm doing until I win the lottery. Anonymous

My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I'll shop. - Anonymous

My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I'll shop. Anonymous

I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks. - Anonymous

I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks. Anonymous

Money Quotes Short Quotes

If Monday had a face... I would punch it. - Anonymous

If Monday had a face... I would punch it. Anonymous

Sayings Short Quotes

Sometimes I can't tell if I'm in preschool or school... Oh wait, I'm at work. - Anonymous

Sometimes I can't tell if I'm in preschool or school... Oh wait, I'm at work. Anonymous

Life Quotes Short Quotes

When I was 16 I worked in a pet store, and they fired me because... they had three snakes in there, and one day I braided them. - Steven Alexander Wright

When I was 16 I worked in a pet store, and they fired me because... they had three snakes in there, and one day I braided them. Steven Alexander Wright

My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck. Anonymous

Minimum wage is like work enthusiasm, it disappears quickly. - Anonymous

Minimum wage is like work enthusiasm, it disappears quickly. Anonymous

Money Quotes Short Quotes

Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee. - Anonymous

Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee. Anonymous

My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I'm still at work. - Anonymous

My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I'm still at work. Anonymous

Can we start the weekend again? I wasn't ready. Anonymous

Lazy Quotes Short Quotes

How do you go to work? Forced! No, I mean how do you arrive there? Depressed. - Anonymous

How do you go to work? Forced! No, I mean how do you arrive there? Depressed. Anonymous

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. Steven Alexander Wright

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation. - Anonymous

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation. Anonymous

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. - Erma Bombeck

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. Erma Bombeck

I've always wanted to turn around in an executive chair and say "I've been expecting you." - Anonymous

I've always wanted to turn around in an executive chair and say "I've been expecting you." Anonymous

If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way. - Homer Simpson

Simpsons

Only 6 hours, 45 minutes and 35 years until I'm done with work. Anonymous

Short Quotes Time Quotes

Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day!

Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day! Anonymous

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