Work Quotes

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

Listen, before I had my coffee I didn't know how awesome I was going to be today either.

Work is just something I'm doing until I win the lottery.

He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.

If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook.

Tell your boss what you really think about him, and the truth shall set you free, from your job.

Stop crying, Monday will be over soon.

I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.

I once had a job in a orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.

If it's the fifth day in a row that you don't feel like working, it means it's finally Friday!

Minimum wage is like work enthusiasm, it disappears quickly.

Only 6 hours, 45 minutes and 35 years until I'm done with work.

Tell me what is your dream job? In my dreams I don't work.