Drinking after work is fine, but if you really want to enjoy working then drink before work. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook.Anonymous
When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday!!Anonymous
The best part of going to work is coming back home at the end of the day.CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.Anonymous
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
I know that Einstein's theory of relativity is correct because every weekend goes by twice as fast as normal.Anonymous
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