Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here. Anonymous
On Mercury a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on Earth. Anonymous
My boss told me "It's not rocket science." Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook. Anonymous
Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won't be able to see us. Anonymous
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours. Anonymous
The best part of going to work is coming back home at the end of the day. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day! Anonymous
If it's the fifth day in a row that you don't feel like working, it means it's finally Friday! Anonymous
When someone asks where you see yourself in 5 years... Buddy, I'm just trying to make it to Friday. Anonymous
Working in a team means spending half your time convincing the others that your idea is better than theirs. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
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