Work Quotes
When I was 16 I worked in a pet store, and they fired me because... they had three snakes in there, and one day I braided them.
Steven Alexander Wright
Drinking after work is fine, but if you really want to enjoy working then drink before work.
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Working in a team means spending half your time convincing the others that your idea is better than theirs.
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My boss asked me where I see myself in 5 years. I told him if his hair keeps falling out, I'll see myself in his bald spot.
Anonymous I know that Einstein's theory of relativity is correct because every weekend goes by twice as fast as normal.
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I'm not sure how long my body can handle this "getting out of bed early in the morning" nonsense.
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