Work Quotes

This whole working for a living thing goes on for how long?

When I was 16 I worked in a pet store, and they fired me because... they had three snakes in there, and one day I braided them.

I'm always in a rush to go home, and do absolutely nothing.

Working in a team means spending half your time convincing the others that your idea is better than theirs.

My boss asked me where I see myself in 5 years. I told him if his hair keeps falling out, I'll see myself in his bald spot.

Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing!

I know that Einstein's theory of relativity is correct because every weekend goes by twice as fast as normal.

If Monday had a face... I would punch it.

I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run.

Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.

I'm not sure how long my body can handle this "getting out of bed early in the morning" nonsense.

Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won't be able to see us.

Sometimes I can't tell if I'm in preschool or school... Oh wait, I'm at work.

I don't jump to conclusions, I cannonball into them like a boss.