Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
More Quotes by Edgar Bergen
My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I'm still at work.
I'm not feeling very worky today.
Work again? Really? Didn't I just do that yesterday?
The traffic is so slow today that I read two books, ate lunch, dinner, replied to all my emails, and I still haven't got to work yet.
Work is just something I'm doing until I win the lottery.
As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.
Retirement is when you stop living at work, and start working at living.
When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31.
The best part of going to work is coming back home at the end of the day.
If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.'
The hardest thing to find in life is happiness - money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to find happiness.
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