Edgar Bergen Quote
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
The hardest thing to find in life is happiness - money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to find happiness. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.' Dave Barry
The best part of going to work is coming back home at the end of the day. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31. Anonymous
Retirement is when you stop living at work, and start working at living. Anonymous
As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.
The traffic is so slow today that I read two books, ate lunch, dinner, replied to all my emails, and I still haven't got to work yet. Anonymous
My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I'm still at work. Anonymous
I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run. Anonymous
I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams. Anonymous
If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way. - Homer Simpson
Drinking after work is fine, but if you really want to enjoy working then drink before work. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people. Anonymous
When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday!! Anonymous
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. Steven Alexander Wright
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.