Anonymous Quote

Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.

There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer.

Whoever said great things come in small packages hasn't seen my big screen TV.

Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real.

Three monkeys escaped from the zoo, one was caught watching TV, the other playing hockey, and the third one was caught reading this quote!

Minimum wage is like work enthusiasm, it disappears quickly.

Work is just something I'm doing until I win the lottery.

The traffic is so slow today that I read two books, ate lunch, dinner, replied to all my emails, and I still haven't got to work yet.

Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.