Have no fear of perfection, you'll never reach it.
Happiness: The emotion that puts your face in motion. Fear: The emotion that puts your legs in motion. Anger: The emotion that puts your fist in motion. Lesson: Don't be afraid or angry and you won't have to run and fight.
Don't worry, the spider is smaller than you. "Yeah. So is a grenade."
The only thing you have to fear is fear itself... and spiders.
You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.
My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I'd have to do.
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.
If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
The best revenge is massive success.
The road to success is always under construction.
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