Dave Barry Quote
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.Erma Bombeck
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.Anonymous
Sleeping on my keyboard. If I answer, I'm talking in my sleep.Anonymous
When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep.Anonymous
Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.Anonymous
Never wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, and the pig likes it.Anonymous
At night, I can't fall asleep. In the morning, I can't get up.Anonymous
I was gonna take over the world today but I overslept. Postponed, again!Anonymous