Dave Barry Quote
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep.
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Me: We need to fall asleep. Brain: No, let's stay awake and think about every decision we made today.
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They call it "fell asleep" but it should be more like "entered a mental state of regeneration."
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Legend says that when you can't sleep, it's because you're awake in someone's dream. So if everyone could stop dreaming about me, that would be great.
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My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can't sleep.
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