Wise Quotes

If you don't like me, remember it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter.

I just finally discovered what's wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

Silence is golden. Too bad nobody is buying.

I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

I wanted to make a clever chemistry joke, but the best ones argon.

Always run away from temptations... but slowly, so they can catch up to you.

I'm a Victoria's Secret model. It's such a secret, not even Victoria knows.

Everyone wants your happiness. Don't let them take it!!

Pleasing everyone, that's impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!

I was gonna take over the world today but I overslept. Postponed, again!

People say I act like I don't care. It's not an act.