Steven Alexander Wright Quote
I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. Charles M. Schulz
If you know something will go wrong and you do everything to stop it from happening, then something else will go wrong. Anonymous
Stop saying "B4" instead of "Before," you're ruining my Bingo game. Anonymous
I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong. Anonymous
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera. Anonymous
I remember years ago when all I wanted is to be older. I was wrong!! Anonymous
I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is. Anonymous
Today was once tomorrow, and tomorrow will be today soon. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there. Anonymous
Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.
It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature. Steven Alexander Wright
Whether you give a crap or don't give a crap, nobody wants crap anyway! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I'm not here to judge, I'm just pointing out all the mistakes you're making. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?' Anonymous
My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.