Steven Alexander Wright Quote

You never run out of things that can go wrong.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.

If you know something will go wrong and you do everything to stop it from happening, then something else will go wrong.

Stop saying "B4" instead of "Before," you're ruining my Bingo game.

I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

I remember years ago when all I wanted is to be older. I was wrong!!

I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is.

It's all fun and games until your jeans don't fit any more.