How can you make sure you never miss your target? Shoot first, and whatever you hit, call it the target.Anonymous
Don't believe everything fortune cookies tells you. Just because they're sweet doesn't mean they're right. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
If it's free, it's advice; if you pay for it, it's counseling; if you can use either one, it's a miracle.
In Math class we learned more about algebra today, such as X+10=Y should I care?Anonymous
How do you make your cell phone smarter? Turn up the brightness.Anonymous
Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you're getting a dictionary.Anonymous
A few days ago I lost my weapon of Math instruction... my trusty pocket calculator.Anonymous
Of course I talk to myself... sometimes I need expert advice.Anonymous
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. Dave Barry
Don't mess with me, I know Karate, Judo, Jujitsu, Kung Fu and 20 other dangerous words.Anonymous
Just got 30 minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor.Anonymous
The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I actually asked for pizza.Anonymous
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