Wise Quotes

If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.

I wanted to make a clever chemistry joke, but the best ones argon.

I'm a Victoria's Secret model. It's such a secret, not even Victoria knows.

Don't worry about what to wear today, your smile goes with any clothes.

People say I act like I don't care. It's not an act.

I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.

In Math class we learned more about algebra today, such as X+10=Y should I care?

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Don't mess with me, I know Karate, Judo, Jujitsu, Kung Fu and 20 other dangerous words.

I was gonna take over the world today but I overslept. Postponed, again!

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!

Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like it's funny.