Wise Quotes

I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is.

Anonymous

How can you make sure you never miss your target? Shoot first, and whatever you hit, call it the target.

Anonymous

Don't mess with me, I know Karate, Judo, Jujitsu, Kung Fu and 20 other dangerous words.

Anonymous

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Erma Bombeck

If what you've done is stupid but it works, then it really isn't that stupid at all.

David Letterman

My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I'd have to do.

Anonymous

Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you're getting a dictionary.

Anonymous

Never wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, and the pig likes it.

Anonymous

If you don't like me, remember it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter.

Anonymous

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Oscar Wilde

In Math class we learned more about algebra today, such as X+10=Y should I care?

Anonymous

Don't worry about what to wear today, your smile goes with any clothes.

Anonymous

just once I'd like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.

Anonymous

I wanted to make a clever chemistry joke, but the best ones argon.

Anonymous

My advice is to never listen to any advice, not even this one.

Anonymous

I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.

Socrates

Yes officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn't see your car.

Anonymous

I'm off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.

Anonymous