I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is.
How can you make sure you never miss your target? Shoot first, and whatever you hit, call it the target.
Don't mess with me, I know Karate, Judo, Jujitsu, Kung Fu and 20 other dangerous words.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
If what you've done is stupid but it works, then it really isn't that stupid at all.
My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I'd have to do.
Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you're getting a dictionary.
Never wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, and the pig likes it.
If you don't like me, remember it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter.
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
In Math class we learned more about algebra today, such as X+10=Y should I care?
Don't worry about what to wear today, your smile goes with any clothes.
just once I'd like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.
I wanted to make a clever chemistry joke, but the best ones argon.
My advice is to never listen to any advice, not even this one.
I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.
Yes officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn't see your car.
I'm off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.
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