My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met. Anonymous
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. Anonymous
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.
If a philosopher answers your question, you will no longer understand what you asked in the first place. Anonymous
I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry. Anonymous
When I tried to do a search for marital advise on Google, it tried to finish my sentence for me, just like my wife does. Anonymous
If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears. Sigmund Freud
My advice is to never listen to any advice, not even this one. Anonymous
I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status. Anonymous