If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
I'm not afraid to die. I just don't like the thought of being gone so long!
I hope we're good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.
There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.
Two mysterious people live in my house. "Somebody" and "Nobody." Somebody did it and nobody knows who.
Never let anyone treat you like regular glue. You're glitter glue.
I didn't mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for the mute button.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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