If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
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I didn't mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for the mute button.
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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