If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
More Quotes by Sam Levenson
Been there done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.
Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.
You know your driving is really terrible when your GPS says 'After 300 feet, stop and let me out!'
Learning a foreign language is pointless, I’m not even allowed to talk to strangers.
If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears.
Tried going out with my girlfriend but by the time she finished putting on her makeup the weekend was over.
I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry.
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.
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