Sam Levenson Quote
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. Mark Twain
I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry. Anonymous
If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears. Sigmund Freud
Tried going out with my girlfriend but by the time she finished putting on her makeup the weekend was over. Anonymous
Learning a foreign language is pointless, I’m not even allowed to talk to strangers. Anonymous
You know your driving is really terrible when your GPS says 'After 300 feet, stop and let me out!' Anonymous
Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.
Been there done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn. Anonymous
Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met. Anonymous
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.