I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.
You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing.
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. Woody Allen
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years. Anonymous
The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does! Anonymous
What great energy, intelligence, and magnificent beautiful eyes... But enough about me, how are you doing? Anonymous
The surest sign that there's intelligent life elsewhere in the universe, is that it has never contacted us.
If you know how many cupcakes I'm holding behind my back I'll give you both of them. Anonymous
It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy. Anonymous
Stupidity is far more fascinating than intelligence, after all intelligence has it's limits. Anonymous
My friend, remember that without stupidity there wouldn't be intelligence, and without ugliness there wouldn't be beauty, so the world needs you after all. Anonymous
There's something missing in my life, I just don't know if it's a puppy, a person, or a slice of pizza. Anonymous