I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.
More Quotes by Socrates
Intelligence is chasing me, but I'm beating it so far.
The last thing that blew my mind was the wind.
Stupidity is far more fascinating than intelligence, after all intelligence has it's limits.
You already know something you don't even know that you know.
My friend, remember that without stupidity there wouldn't be intelligence, and without ugliness there wouldn't be beauty, so the world needs you after all.
What great energy, intelligence, and magnificent beautiful eyes... But enough about me, how are you doing?
The surest sign that there's intelligent life elsewhere in the universe, is that it has never contacted us.
There's something missing in my life, I just don't know if it's a puppy, a person, or a slice of pizza.
I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is.
If you know how many cupcakes I'm holding behind my back I'll give you both of them.
It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy.
The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does!
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing.
