Dave Barry Quote
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.Erma Bombeck
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way. Sam Levenson
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.Sam Levenson
If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.Anonymous
It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature. Steven Alexander Wright
I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.
When you fall, I will be there to catch you - With love, the floor.Anonymous
Quantity is what you count, quality is what you count on. Anonymous