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The best advise I have for all my teachers during a test is to pass the test out as fast as possible before I forget everything. Anonymous

I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me. Dave Barry

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People say I act like I don't care. It's not an act. - Anonymous

People say I act like I don't care. It's not an act. Anonymous

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If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way. Sam Levenson

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The best revenge is massive success.

The best revenge is massive success.

Frank Sinatra

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How do you make your cell phone smarter? Turn up the brightness. - Anonymous

How do you make your cell phone smarter? Turn up the brightness. Anonymous

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Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them. - Anonymous

Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them. Anonymous

Don't worry about what to wear today, your smile goes with any clothes. - Anonymous

Don't worry about what to wear today, your smile goes with any clothes. Anonymous

Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who actually do. - Anonymous

Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who actually do. Anonymous

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Never play poker with the world's fastest animal, because he's a cheetah. - Anonymous

Never play poker with the world's fastest animal, because he's a cheetah. Anonymous

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I'm off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky. - Anonymous

I'm off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky. Anonymous

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Don't believe everything fortune cookies tells you. Just because they're sweet doesn't mean they're right. CoolFunnyQuotes.com

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. - Anonymous

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. Anonymous

I didn't like my beard at first... then it grew on me. - Anonymous

I didn't like my beard at first... then it grew on me. Anonymous

I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.

I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.

Socrates

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When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. Sigmund Freud

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I wanted to make a clever chemistry joke, but the best ones argon.

I wanted to make a clever chemistry joke, but the best ones argon. Anonymous

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Have no fear of perfection, you'll never reach it.

Salvador Dali

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Silence is golden. Too bad nobody is buying.

Silence is golden. Too bad nobody is buying. Anonymous

just once I'd like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal. - Anonymous

just once I'd like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal. Anonymous

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. Steven Alexander Wright

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All generalizations are false, including this one. - Mark Twain

All generalizations are false, including this one. Mark Twain

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. Dave Barry

Quantity is what you count, quality is what you count on. Anonymous

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