Wise Quotes

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!

Anonymous

I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

Anonymous

Pleasing everyone, that's impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!

Anonymous

A few days ago I lost my weapon of Math instruction... my trusty pocket calculator.

Anonymous

As long as everything is exactly the way I want it.. I'm totally flexible.

Anonymous

Never play poker with the world's fastest animal, because he's a cheetah.

Anonymous

Everyone wants your happiness. Don't let them take it!!

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How do you make your cell phone smarter? Turn up the brightness.

Anonymous

The best revenge is massive success.

Frank Sinatra

I'm gonna order a pizza 5 minutes before the new year, then when it arrives I'll say I ordered this last year.

Anonymous

I'm not arguing, I'm just telling you why you're wrong.

Anonymous

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

Socrates

The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I actually asked for pizza.

Anonymous

If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.

Anonymous

Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like it's funny.

Anonymous

Don't be stupid, it might make you famous.

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I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I'm hilarious.

Anonymous

If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece.

Anonymous