Don't mess with me, I know Karate, Judo, Jujitsu, Kung Fu and 20 other dangerous words.
The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I actually asked for pizza.
I'm a Victoria's Secret model. It's such a secret, not even Victoria knows.
I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
I wanted to make a clever chemistry joke, but the best ones argon.
I was gonna take over the world today but I overslept. Postponed, again!
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who actually do.
The best revenge is massive success.
I'm off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.
People say I act like I don't care. It's not an act.
Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like it's funny.
It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
Steven Alexander Wright
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
As long as everything is exactly the way I want it.. I'm totally flexible.
I'm not arguing, I'm just telling you why you're wrong.
just once I'd like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.
I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.
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