Erma Bombeck Funny Quotes
Erma Bombeck was an American Humorist, born on February 21st, 1927. She used ideas from her life as a housewife to write a humour for many newspapers across the USA.
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them. Erma Bombeck
The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with ONLY a loaf of bread are three billion to one. Erma Bombeck
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. Erma Bombeck