Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a "No Bell" prize.Anonymous
The best advise I have for all my teachers during a test is to pass the test out as fast as possible before I forget everything. Anonymous
Don't believe everything fortune cookies tells you. Just because they're sweet doesn't mean they're right. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. Dave Barry
My taste in music ranges from "You've gotta listen to this" to "I know, please don't judge me."Anonymous
I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.Anonymous
Of course I talk to myself... sometimes I need expert advice.Anonymous
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