Steven Alexander Wright Quote
It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.Woody Allen
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.Groucho Marx
The difference between running and walking is a lot more apparent when you have to go to the bathroom. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed.Anonymous
All of us light up a room, some when they enter, others when they leave.Anonymous
My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.Anonymous
Today was once tomorrow, and tomorrow will be today soon. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there.Anonymous
Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals.CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.