Steven Alexander Wright Quote

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed.

All of us light up a room, some when they enter, others when they leave.

My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.

Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there.

Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals.

I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.