Erma Bombeck Quote
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. Henny Youngman
What did my doctor tell me when I rushed into his office and told him I have 40 seconds to live? Hold on a minute! Anonymous
But doctor, where is the umbilical cord? New technology, it's wireless. Anonymous
Why do dentists use more anesthetic for longer procedures? So you won't be able to run away when it's time to pay the bill. Anonymous
Never wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, and the pig likes it. Anonymous
Yes officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn't see your car. Anonymous
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
My doctor prescribed laughter as the most efficient medicine. Unfortunately the pharmacist said too many people were crying from laughter so it's no longer available. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead. Anonymous
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
In filling out an application, where it says, "In case of emergency notify:"I put "Doctor." Anonymous