Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
More Quotes by Erma Bombeck
Never let anyone treat you like regular glue. You're glitter glue.
"Don't worry you'll live." What are you a doctor or something?
Yes officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn't see your car.
Never wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, and the pig likes it.
Never ask a starfish for directions.
Why do dentists use more anesthetic for longer procedures? So you won't be able to run away when it's time to pay the bill.
But doctor, where is the umbilical cord? New technology, it's wireless.
You already know something you don't even know that you know.
Dr. Milton Erickson
I finally found a doctor with a lot of patients, and he didn't have any patience to listen to me.
What did my doctor tell me when I rushed into his office and told him I have 40 seconds to live? Hold on a minute!
How does a doctor feel when he loses a patient in the emergency room? The same way a child feels when he drops his ice cream.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.
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