Funny Sayings
I'm so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-top on top of it.
Anonymous
Been there done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.
Anonymous
No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.
Anonymous
If I'm silent it's because there's thunder inside me. Or I'm just chilling, may the odds be in your favor.
Anonymous
Some days I wish I had the wisdom of a 90 year old, the body of a 20 year old, and the energy of a 3 year old.
Anonymous
If you were able to believe in Santa Claus for 8 years, you can believe in yourself for 5 minutes.
Anonymous
The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning "ability to," and bics, meaning "withstand tremedous boredom."
Dave Barry
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