You never run out of things that can go wrong.
The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I actually asked for pizza.
Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
If life is not smiling at you, give it a good tickling.
Just because it's called makeup, it doesn't mean it should make up 100% of your face.
You can talk to yourself and you can answer yourself, but if feel the need to pardon yourself, that's when you know something's wrong.
After (M)onday and (T)uesday comes WTF !
Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
Don't press your luck, you might pop it.
Whenever I am sad I go to my favorite place... the fridge.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
I feel the best when I am happy.
Never judge a book by it's movie
The decision to decide is a decision in itself.
I'd take a nerf bullet for you.
It's not important to win, it's important to make the other guy lose.
Christmas is a competition between who gives up first: Your feet or your wallet.
I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect.
Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.
A joke is a very serious thing.
Quantity is what you count, quality is what you count on.
I noticed you are not noticing me.
If there is a wrong way to do something, then someone will do it.
Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
A toy that can't be broken can be used to break other toys.
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