I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed.
Relax, it's the weekend... just don't blink or it will be all over.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
Never let anyone treat you like regular glue. You're glitter glue.
The best part of going to work is coming back home at the end of the day.
I feel the best when I am happy.
Stupidity is far more fascinating than intelligence, after all intelligence has it's limits.
A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back.
"Oh you want to have your cake and eat it too?" Darn right, what good is cake if you can't eat it ?
I keep pressing the space bar, but I'm still on Earth.
To make time fly, throw your watch out the window.
I don't have bad handwriting, I'm just using my own font.
Today I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym.
I enjoy taking long romantic walks, to the fridge.
My grandpa's car is so old; when he parked in front of a museum, they towed his car inside the museum.
There is no better moment to postpone something you don't want to do other than right now.
Just because it's called makeup, it doesn't mean it should make up 100% of your face.
Sleeping is hard in the summer because the blankets are too warm, but without them I am vulnerable to monsters.
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