An adult is a person who no longer grows in height, but instead grows in length and width.Anonymous
I hate mosquitoes. I mean, I know I am delicious, but I don't give out free samples.Anonymous
The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I actually asked for pizza.Anonymous
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
If a philosopher answers your question, you will no longer understand what you asked in the first place.Anonymous
You can't have everything... where would you put it?Steven Alexander Wright
I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you.Anonymous
Pleasing everyone, that's impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!Anonymous
Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them.Anonymous
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