Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
I'm just going to flip this omelette... Okay, we're having scrambled eggs.
To make time fly, throw your watch out the window.
Everyone wants your best! Don't let them take it away from you.
It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.
Out of my mind! Back in five minutes.
Life is always rocky when you're a gem.
I am too lazy to be lazy.
It's better to shut up and give the impression that you're stupid than to say something and erase all doubt.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
When you have a hammer in your hand everything around you starts looking like a nail.
A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
Have some patience, I'm screwing things up as fast as possible.
If Monday had a face... I would punch it.
When someone doesn't like something, it's often because they're not familiar with it, or they're too familiar with it.
The older I get, the less surprised I'd be if a random body part just fell off one day.
Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back.
If someone says "Who are you gonna call?" and your instinct is to say "Ghostbusters" then I probably don't want to know you.
The best part of going to work is coming back home at the end of the day.
Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing!
I put the "Pro" in procrastinate.
The right to be heard does not include the right to be taken seriously.
He who wakes up early, yawns all day long.
The chains on my mood swing just snapped. Run!
Relax, it's the weekend... just don't blink or it will be all over.
