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Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside. - Katherine Gaskin

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.

Katherine Gaskin

Life Quotes Short Quotes

Never wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, and the pig likes it. - Anonymous

Never wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, and the pig likes it. Anonymous

Never Quotes Short Quotes Top 100

It's alright if you don't agree with me... I can't force you to be right. - Anonymous

It's alright if you don't agree with me... I can't force you to be right. Anonymous

Just because it's called makeup, it doesn't mean it should make up 100% of your face. - Anonymous

Just because it's called makeup, it doesn't mean it should make up 100% of your face. Anonymous

I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it. - Anonymous

I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it. Anonymous

The best part of going to work is coming back home at the end of the day.

The best part of going to work is coming back home at the end of the day. CoolFunnyQuotes.com

Short Quotes Work Quotes

I feel the best when I am happy.

I feel the best when I am happy. Anonymous

Happy Quotes Short Quotes Top 100

When someone doesn't like something, it's often because they're not familiar with it, or they're too familiar with it.

When someone doesn't like something, it's often because they're not familiar with it, or they're too familiar with it. Anonymous

Analogies Top 100

Taking a shower is awesome, it makes you feel nice and clean, makes you sound like a great singer, and helps you make all of life's decisions.

Taking a shower is awesome, it makes you feel nice and clean, makes you sound like a great singer, and helps you make all of life's decisions. Anonymous

A good mood like is like a balloon, one prick is all it takes to ruin it. - Anonymous

A good mood like is like a balloon, one prick is all it takes to ruin it. Anonymous

The secret to happiness is not to do what makes you happy, it's to be happy doing what you're already doing.

The secret to happiness is not to do what makes you happy, it's to be happy doing what you're already doing. Anonymous

If at first you don't succeed, order some pizza. - Anonymous

If at first you don't succeed, order some pizza. Anonymous

If life is not smiling at you, give it a good tickling.

If life is not smiling at you, give it a good tickling. Anonymous

Good Quotes Life Quotes Short Quotes

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Alison Boulter

Whatever it is -- I didn't do it! Anonymous

Short Quotes Statements

Smile while you still have teeth.

Smile while you still have teeth. Anonymous

Short Quotes Top 100

Your bank account can be overdrawn, but it can never be overfilled. - CoolFunnyQuotes.com

Your bank account can be overdrawn, but it can never be overfilled. CoolFunnyQuotes.com

Money Quotes Never Quotes Short Quotes

I have a new hair style today, it's called "I tried." - Anonymous

I have a new hair style today, it's called "I tried." Anonymous

Life Quotes Short Quotes

Today I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym. - Anonymous

Today I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym. Anonymous

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Most of us don't realize it, but we're all part of something much bigger than ourselves, and we're all connected in some way, not just through Facebook. - Anonymous

Most of us don't realize it, but we're all part of something much bigger than ourselves, and we're all connected in some way, not just through Facebook. Anonymous

Facebook Life Quotes Top 100

I know I'm a handful, but that's why you have two hands.

I know I'm a handful, but that's why you have two hands. Anonymous

Know Quotes People Quotes Short Quotes

You call it nagging, I call it 'listen to what I said the first time!' - Anonymous

You call it nagging, I call it 'listen to what I said the first time!' Anonymous

Short Quotes Time Quotes

Your cake

"Oh you want to have your cake and eat it too?" Darn right, what good is cake if you can't eat it ? Anonymous

Eat Quotes Good Quotes

I think I may need professional help... A chef, a butler and a maid should be enough. Anonymous

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