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Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a "No Bell" prize. - Anonymous

Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a "No Bell" prize. Anonymous

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I think I may need professional help... A chef, a butler and a maid should be enough. Anonymous

I have a new hair style today, it's called "I tried." - Anonymous

I have a new hair style today, it's called "I tried." Anonymous

Life Quotes Short Quotes

Never judge a book by it's movie - Anonymous

Never judge a book by it's movie Anonymous

Never Quotes Short Quotes

Whatever it is -- I didn't do it! Anonymous

Short Quotes Statements

I know I'm a handful, but that's why you have two hands.

I know I'm a handful, but that's why you have two hands. Anonymous

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A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. Winston Churchill

An adult is a person who no longer grows in height, but instead grows in length and width. - Anonymous

An adult is a person who no longer grows in height, but instead grows in length and width. Anonymous

Most of us don't realize it, but we're all part of something much bigger than ourselves, and we're all connected in some way, not just through Facebook. - Anonymous

Most of us don't realize it, but we're all part of something much bigger than ourselves, and we're all connected in some way, not just through Facebook. Anonymous

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Relax, it's the weekend... just don't blink or it will be all over. - Anonymous

Relax, it's the weekend... just don't blink or it will be all over. Anonymous

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside. - Katherine Gaskin

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.

Katherine Gaskin

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Everyone wants your happiness. Don't let them take it!! - CoolFunnyQuotes.com

Everyone wants your happiness. Don't let them take it!! CoolFunnyQuotes.com

Happy Quotes Short Quotes Top 100

It's alright if you don't agree with me... I can't force you to be right. - Anonymous

It's alright if you don't agree with me... I can't force you to be right. Anonymous

A good mood like is like a balloon, one prick is all it takes to ruin it. - Anonymous

A good mood like is like a balloon, one prick is all it takes to ruin it. Anonymous

It's not important to win, it's important to make the other guy lose.

It's not important to win, it's important to make the other guy lose. Anonymous

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Taking a shower is awesome, it makes you feel nice and clean, makes you sound like a great singer, and helps you make all of life's decisions.

Taking a shower is awesome, it makes you feel nice and clean, makes you sound like a great singer, and helps you make all of life's decisions. Anonymous

I am too lazy to be lazy.

I am too lazy to be lazy. Anonymous

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You call it nagging, I call it 'listen to what I said the first time!' - Anonymous

You call it nagging, I call it 'listen to what I said the first time!' Anonymous

Short Quotes Time Quotes

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. - Sam Levenson

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. Sam Levenson

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I'm just going to flip this omelette... Okay, we're having scrambled eggs. - Anonymous

I'm just going to flip this omelette... Okay, we're having scrambled eggs. Anonymous

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I'm never wrong. Just different levels of right. - Anonymous

I'm never wrong. Just different levels of right. Anonymous

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Your cake

"Oh you want to have your cake and eat it too?" Darn right, what good is cake if you can't eat it ? Anonymous

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The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I actually asked for pizza. - Anonymous

The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I actually asked for pizza. Anonymous

Eat Quotes Wise Quotes

Never let anyone treat you like regular glue. You're glitter glue. - Anonymous

Never let anyone treat you like regular glue. You're glitter glue. Anonymous

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