Funny Sayings
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
Winston Churchill
The probability of meeting someone you know increases a hundredfold when you're with someone you're not supposed to be seen with.
Anonymous
You can talk to yourself and you can answer yourself, but if feel the need to pardon yourself, that's when you know something's wrong.
Anonymous
People say "go big or go home" like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah I want to go home, and I'll have a nap when I get there.
Anonymous
You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths.
Steven Alexander Wright
If I say "First of all," run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.
Anonymous
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