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When someone doesn't like something, it's often because they're not familiar with it, or they're too familiar with it.

When someone doesn't like something, it's often because they're not familiar with it, or they're too familiar with it. Anonymous

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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Alison Boulter

Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back. - Anonymous

Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back. Anonymous

Short Quotes Statements Top 100

A good mood like is like a balloon, one prick is all it takes to ruin it. - Anonymous

A good mood like is like a balloon, one prick is all it takes to ruin it. Anonymous

Asleep first

Those who snore always fall asleep first. Anonymous

People Quotes Short Quotes Sleep Quotes

Stop texting me in the middle of texting you... now I have to change my text. - Anonymous

Stop texting me in the middle of texting you... now I have to change my text. Anonymous

People Quotes Short Quotes

You call it nagging, I call it 'listen to what I said the first time!' - Anonymous

You call it nagging, I call it 'listen to what I said the first time!' Anonymous

Short Quotes Time Quotes

I'm just going to flip this omelette... Okay, we're having scrambled eggs. - Anonymous

I'm just going to flip this omelette... Okay, we're having scrambled eggs. Anonymous

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Have some patience, I'm screwing things up as fast as possible.

Have some patience, I'm screwing things up as fast as possible. Anonymous

Sorry I'm late, I got here as soon as I wanted to. Anonymous

Of course I'm in shape. Round is a shape. - Anonymous

Of course I'm in shape. Round is a shape. Anonymous

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After (M)onday and (T)uesday comes WTF ! - Anonymous

After (M)onday and (T)uesday comes WTF ! Anonymous

Short Quotes Work Quotes

You never run out of things that can go wrong. - Edward A. Murphy (Murphy's Law)

You never run out of things that can go wrong.

Edward A. Murphy (Murphy's Law)

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I'm so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-top on top of it. - Anonymous

I'm so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-top on top of it. Anonymous

You're never too old to do goofy stuff. - Anonymous

You're never too old to do goofy stuff. Anonymous

Everyone wants your best! Don't let them take it away from you.

Everyone wants your best! Don't let them take it away from you. Anonymous

People Quotes Short Quotes Stupid Quotes

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. Winston Churchill

If Monday had a face... I would punch it. - Anonymous

If Monday had a face... I would punch it. Anonymous

Short Quotes Work Quotes

All you have to know about celery is that it's made up of 95% water, and it's 100% not pizza. - Anonymous

All you have to know about celery is that it's made up of 95% water, and it's 100% not pizza. Anonymous

Eat Quotes Know Quotes Statements

Just because it's called makeup, it doesn't mean it should make up 100% of your face. - Anonymous

Just because it's called makeup, it doesn't mean it should make up 100% of your face. Anonymous

Been there done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn. - Anonymous

Been there done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn. Anonymous

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. Anonymous

Happy Quotes People Quotes Short Quotes

Whatever it is -- I didn't do it! Anonymous

Short Quotes Statements

Your bank account can be overdrawn, but it can never be overfilled. - CoolFunnyQuotes.com

Your bank account can be overdrawn, but it can never be overfilled. CoolFunnyQuotes.com

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