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People say "go big or go home" like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah I want to go home, and I'll have a nap when I get there. Anonymous
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Never judge a book by it's movie - Anonymous
Never judge a book by it's movie Anonymous
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He who wakes up early, yawns all day long.
He who wakes up early, yawns all day long. Anonymous
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Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a "No Bell" prize. - Anonymous
Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a "No Bell" prize. Anonymous
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Please cancel my subscription to your issues. - Anonymous
Please cancel my subscription to your issues. Anonymous
Life Quotes Short Quotes
You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths. Steven Alexander Wright
Know Quotes Never Quotes Questions
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

Edgar Bergen

Never Quotes Short Quotes Work Quotes
If I say "First of all," run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong. - Anonymous
If I say "First of all," run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong. Anonymous
Sorry I'm late, I got here as soon as I wanted to. Anonymous
Short Quotes
I am so broke, I can't even afford to fill up my bicycle. - Anonymous
I am so broke, I can't even afford to fill up my bicycle. Anonymous
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There is no better moment to postpone something you don't want to do other than right now. Anonymous
Lazy Quotes Moments
The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet. - Anonymous
The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet. Anonymous
A misty day does not signify a cloudy day, it signifies frizzy hair.
A misty day does not signify a cloudy day, it signifies frizzy hair. Anonymous
Short Quotes Statements
I don't have bad handwriting, I'm just using my own font. - Anonymous
I don't have bad handwriting, I'm just using my own font. Anonymous
Short Quotes
I'm so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-top on top of it. - Anonymous
I'm so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-top on top of it. Anonymous
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