The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I actually asked for pizza.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. Anonymous
I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. Sam Levenson
All you have to know about celery is that it's made up of 95% water, and it's 100% not pizza. Anonymous
Square box, round pizza, triangle slices, now that's confusing. Anonymous
If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth. Anonymous
There's something missing in my life, I just don't know if it's a puppy, a person, or a slice of pizza. Anonymous
I'm gonna order a pizza 5 minutes before the new year, then when it arrives I'll say I ordered this last year. Anonymous
To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human. Anonymous