The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I actually asked for pizza.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. Anonymous
I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. Sam Levenson
All you have to know about celery is that it's made up of 95% water, and it's 100% not pizza. Anonymous
Square box, round pizza, triangle slices, now that's confusing. Anonymous
If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth. Anonymous
There's something missing in my life, I just don't know if it's a puppy, a person, or a slice of pizza. Anonymous
I'm gonna order a pizza 5 minutes before the new year, then when it arrives I'll say I ordered this last year. Anonymous
To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human. Anonymous
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film. Anonymous
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. Anonymous
The difference between running and walking is a lot more apparent when you have to go to the bathroom. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried. Anonymous
The probability of meeting someone you know increases a hundredfold when you're with someone you're not supposed to be seen with. Anonymous
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein