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The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.

Isn't it funny that the number 2 pencil is the most popular?

What did the traffic light say to the other traffic light? Don't look, I'm changing.

Want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I'm still working on it.

To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human.

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

You're born free, then you're taxed to death.