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To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human.

Anonymous

You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths.

Steven Alexander Wright

Don't be stupid, it might make you famous.

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A joke is a very serious thing.

Winston Churchill

If there is a wrong way to do something, then someone will do it.

Edward A. Murphy (Murphy's Law)

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

Albert Einstein

The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.

Albert Einstein

We have to do the impossible, but it is possible.

Kevin Garnett

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.

Anonymous

If what you've done is stupid but it works, then it really isn't that stupid at all.

David Letterman

When someone doesn't like something, it's often because they're not familiar with it, or they're too familiar with it.

Anonymous

Everyone wants your happiness. Don't let them take it!!

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How can you make sure you never miss your target? Shoot first, and whatever you hit, call it the target.

Anonymous

Never test how deep the water is with both feet.

Anonymous

It's not important to win, it's important to make the other guy lose.

Anonymous

Some days, you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue, just live with it.

Anonymous

When you have a hammer in your hand everything around you starts looking like a nail.

Anonymous

It's really complicated to make something simple, but very simple to make something something complicated.

Anonymous

Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.

Albert Einstein

A toy that can't be broken can be used to break other toys.

Anonymous