I hate mosquitoes. I mean, I know I am delicious, but I don't give out free samples.
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To the guy who created imaginary numbers in Math: I hate you. Anonymous
I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know.. hunting elephants.' Anonymous
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
"Revenge" sounds so mean, that's why I prefer to call it "Returning the favor." Anonymous
Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious. Anonymous