I hate mosquitoes. I mean, I know I am delicious, but I don't give out free samples.
Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.
I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.
"Revenge" sounds so mean, that's why I prefer to call it "Returning the favor."
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
A. Whitney Brown
I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know.. hunting elephants.'
To the guy who created imaginary numbers in Math: I hate you.
Hate your job? Join our support group! It’s called EVERYBODY. We meet at the bar.
Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
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