Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.
More Quotes by Albert Einstein
To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human.
You're born free, then you're taxed to death.
If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
The probability of meeting someone you know increases a hundredfold when you're with someone you're not supposed to be seen with.
Don't ask me anything, and I won't tell you any lies.
I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.
You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths.
Steven Alexander Wright
Don't be stupid, it might make you famous.
A joke is a very serious thing.
God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.
If there is a wrong way to do something, then someone will do it.
Edward A. Murphy (Murphy's Law)
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
We have to do the impossible, but it is possible.
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
If what you've done is stupid but it works, then it really isn't that stupid at all.
If a philosopher answers your question, you will no longer understand what you asked in the first place.
When someone doesn't like something, it's often because they're not familiar with it, or they're too familiar with it.
Everyone wants your happiness. Don't let them take it!!
How can you make sure you never miss your target? Shoot first, and whatever you hit, call it the target.
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