Albert Einstein Quote
I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.
God please give me patience, if you give me strength I will just punch them in the face. Anonymous
God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.
I know that Einstein's theory of relativity is correct because every weekend goes by twice as fast as normal. Anonymous
If we ever travel far in the universe to another planet with intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. Anonymous
To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human. Anonymous
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. Albert Einstein
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film. Anonymous
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. Albert Einstein
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. Anonymous
If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried. Anonymous
The probability of meeting someone you know increases a hundredfold when you're with someone you're not supposed to be seen with. Anonymous
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?