Albert Einstein Quote
I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.
God please give me patience, if you give me strength I will just punch them in the face.Anonymous
God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.
I know that Einstein's theory of relativity is correct because every weekend goes by twice as fast as normal.Anonymous
If we ever travel far in the universe to another planet with intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave.Anonymous
To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human.Anonymous
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.Albert Einstein