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Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them.

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Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.

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You just can't live a full life on an empty stomach.

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If you had to choose between eating tacos every day or being skinny for life would you choose hard or soft tacos?

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My hobbies include eating and complaining that I've gained too much weight.

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I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.

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I'm glad I don't have to hunt my own food, I don't even know where sandwiches live.

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If I had 10 cookies and you took half, do you know what you would have? That's right, a black eye and a broken hand.

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Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there.

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In Math class we learned more about algebra today, such as X+10=Y should I care?

In Math class we learned more about algebra today, such as X+10=Y should I care?

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A few days ago I lost my weapon of Math instruction... my trusty pocket calculator.

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To the guy who created imaginary numbers in Math: I hate you.

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It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.

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My husband is like Math, can't be contradicted.

My husband is like Math, can't be contradicted.

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