You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths.
He who laughs.....lasts.
I bet you anything that I can stop gambling right now.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
Whether you give a crap or don't give a crap, nobody wants crap anyway!
Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
A misty day does not signify a cloudy day, it signifies frizzy hair.
It doesn't matter how low the dollar will go, I will always bend down and pick it up.
We have to do the impossible, but it is possible.
Genius without education is like silver in the mine.
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