Some days, you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue, just live with it. Anonymous
I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don't think being an adult is going to work for me. Anonymous
If someone says "Who are you gonna call?" and your instinct is to say "Ghostbusters" then I probably don't want to know you. Anonymous
Stupidity is far more fascinating than intelligence, after all intelligence has it's limits. Anonymous
Never wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, and the pig likes it. Anonymous
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