I noticed you are not noticing me.
Quantity is what you count, quality is what you count on.
If there is a wrong way to do something, then someone will do it.
Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
I am so broke, I can't even afford to fill up my bicycle.
A toy that can't be broken can be used to break other toys.
You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths.
He who laughs.....lasts.
I bet you anything that I can stop gambling right now.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
Whether you give a crap or don't give a crap, nobody wants crap anyway!
A misty day does not signify a cloudy day, it signifies frizzy hair.
Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
It doesn't matter how low the dollar will go, I will always bend down and pick it up.
We have to do the impossible, but it is possible.
Genius without education is like silver in the mine.
Now if you'll excuse me... today's bad decisions aren't going to make themselves.
People say "go big or go home" like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah I want to go home, and I'll have a nap when I get there.
Smile like a monkey with a new banana.
If one door closes and another door opens... your house is probably haunted.
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