To the guy who created imaginary numbers in Math: I hate you. Anonymous
I think I may need professional help... A chef, a butler and a maid should be enough. Anonymous
I once had a job in a orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate. Anonymous
If we ever travel far in the universe to another planet with intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. Anonymous
My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room. Anonymous
Don't be stupid, it might make you famous. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Stupidity is far more fascinating than intelligence, after all intelligence has it's limits. Anonymous
The secret to happiness is not to do what makes you happy, it's to be happy doing what you're already doing. Anonymous
You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing.
Never wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, and the pig likes it. Anonymous
The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does! Anonymous
If a philosopher answers your question, you will no longer understand what you asked in the first place. Anonymous
Everyone wants your happiness. Don't let them take it!! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I hate mosquitoes. I mean, I know I am delicious, but I don't give out free samples. Anonymous
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