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Never ask a starfish for directions.
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Don't ask me anything, and I won't tell you any lies.
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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Erma Bombeck
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Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
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Never stand between a dog and the fire hydrant.
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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
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Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
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Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
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Never let your best friends get lonely... keep disturbing them.
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Never run away when you see a bear, unless you know you can beat some of the other runners.
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Never wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, and the pig likes it.
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Never let anyone treat you like regular glue. You're glitter glue.
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