"Revenge" sounds so mean, that's why I prefer to call it "Returning the favor." Anonymous
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. Anonymous
The right to be heard does not include the right to be taken seriously. Anonymous
When a door closes another door should open, but if it doesn't then go in through the window. Anonymous
There's something missing in my life, I just don't know if it's a puppy, a person, or a slice of pizza. Anonymous
If you don't like me, remember it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter. Anonymous
I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you. Anonymous
It's not important to win, it's important to make the other guy lose. Anonymous
If lying was a job some people would be billionaires. Anonymous
I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don't think being an adult is going to work for me. Anonymous
People say "go big or go home" like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah I want to go home, and I'll have a nap when I get there. Anonymous
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
It's better to shut up and give the impression that you're stupid than to say something and erase all doubt. Anonymous
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