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Now if you'll excuse me... today's bad decisions aren't going to make themselves.

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Not to brag but I don't even need alcohol to make really bad decisions. - Anonymous

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In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

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Today I will live in the moment... unless that moment becomes unpleasant, in which case I'll take a nap. - Anonymous

Today I will live in the moment... unless that moment becomes unpleasant, in which case I'll take a nap. Anonymous

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Taking a shower is awesome, it makes you feel nice and clean, makes you sound like a great singer, and helps you make all of life's decisions.

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Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I'm still going to keep looking. - Anonymous

Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I'm still going to keep looking. Anonymous

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Today I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym. - Anonymous

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"Tomorrow is another day..." Oh sorry, I thought the world is ending today. Anonymous

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Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee. - Anonymous

Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee. Anonymous

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