The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.
Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
You never run out of things that can go wrong.
Edward A. Murphy (Murphy's Law)
I started thinking about the dangers of drinking on new year's eve. After that, I decided to stop thinking.
What I do when I see someone pretty is, I stare, I smile then when I get tired I put the mirror down.
When you're thinking that I'm thinking of you, I'm thinking you're thinking of me.
Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears.
Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain.
Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile.
But when you fart just one time...
If life is not smiling at you, give it a good tickling.
I'm not frowning, I'm just smiling upside down.
If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot.
If you know something will go wrong and you do everything to stop it from happening, then something else will go wrong.
Smile while you still have teeth.
Happiness does not have a price tag so smile.
It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy.
I thought about losing weight once, but I don't like losing.
Don't worry about what to wear today, your smile goes with any clothes.
Smiles are contagious... be a carrier.
There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing.
My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!
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