Funny Sayings
How can you make sure you never miss your target? Shoot first, and whatever you hit, call it the target.
Anonymous
If you ever get an email about pork, ham, salt, and preservatives, don't open it. It's spam
Anonymous
There's something missing in my life, I just don't know if it's a puppy, a person, or a slice of pizza.
Anonymous
I once had a job in a orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.
Anonymous
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