P.D. East Quote
I wish that all of my enemies had three cars parked in front of their house. An ambulance, fire truck and police car. Anonymous
Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river. Anonymous
I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I'd just love to punch right in the face! Anonymous
You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared! Anonymous
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. Charles M. Schulz
If there's no love in the world,... let's make some. Anonymous
Love is like a tornado, picks you up off your feet and sometimes takes half your house. Anonymous
Our love is like a train with no brakes, unstoppable. Anonymous
I wasn't mad, but now that you asked me 7 times if I'm mad.. yes, I'm mad! Anonymous
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. Albert Einstein
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
Love is like playing bridge, if you don't have a good partner, it's good to at least have a good hand. Anonymous
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug? Anonymous
When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.
When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner. CoolFunnyQuotes.com