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There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing.

If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline.

Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who actually do.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

I don't need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!

All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.

To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.