There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.
There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing. Anonymous
If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline. Anonymous
Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who actually do. Anonymous
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
I don't need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry! Anonymous
Being angry is not necessarily bad, some the best things were invented by angry people. Lamborghini didn't produce a single car until Enzo Ferrari made him angry. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you. Anonymous
To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human. Anonymous
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. Sam Levenson
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film. Anonymous
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. Anonymous
If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried. Anonymous
The probability of meeting someone you know increases a hundredfold when you're with someone you're not supposed to be seen with. Anonymous
You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths. Steven Alexander Wright