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I'm not crazy, my unicorn just needs a tuneup.

I may not know Karate, but I know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it.

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.

If you have crazy friends you have everything you'll ever need.

You know your driving is really terrible when your GPS says 'After 300 feet, stop and let me out!'

My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.

I don't go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.

I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so.

My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I'd have to do.

Be crazy, be stupid, be silly, be weird. Be whatever, because life is too short to be anything but happy.