You can stop driving me crazy, I can walk from here.
When the cop told me to give him my first name and last name I told him, 'Are you crazy? What's my name going to be then?' Anonymous
I may not know Karate, but I know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it. Anonymous
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
If you have crazy friends you have everything you'll ever need. Anonymous
You know your driving is really terrible when your GPS says 'After 300 feet, stop and let me out!' Anonymous
My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and we have no clue where he is. Anonymous
I don't go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. Anonymous
My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I'd have to do. Anonymous