Anonymous Quote

Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.

Albert Einstein

A misty day does not signify a cloudy day, it signifies frizzy hair.

Anonymous

I only check my voice mail to get rid of the annoying little icon.

Anonymous

Just because it's called makeup, it doesn't mean it should make up 100% of your face.

Anonymous

I had an extremely busy day, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.

Anonymous

If someone says "Who are you gonna call?" and your instinct is to say "Ghostbusters" then I probably don't want to know you.

Anonymous

The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I actually asked for pizza.

Anonymous

Stop destroying the Earth, it's where I keep all my stuff.

Anonymous

When nothing is going right, go left.

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Never ask a starfish for directions.

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I noticed you are not noticing me.

Anonymous

Life is always rocky when you're a gem.

Anonymous

Dance like nobody is watching, because they are not, they are all checking their phones.

Anonymous

If you're hotter than me, then that means I'm cooler than you.

Anonymous

There's something missing in my life, I just don't know if it's a puppy, a person, or a slice of pizza.

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You can stop driving me crazy, I can walk from here.

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I bet you anything that I can stop gambling right now.

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The chains on my mood swing just snapped. Run!

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I wasn't mad, but now that you asked me 7 times if I'm mad.. yes, I'm mad!

Anonymous

Of course I talk to myself... sometimes I need expert advice.

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