I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
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Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.
A misty day does not signify a cloudy day, it signifies frizzy hair.
I only check my voice mail to get rid of the annoying little icon.
Just because it's called makeup, it doesn't mean it should make up 100% of your face.
I had an extremely busy day, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
If someone says "Who are you gonna call?" and your instinct is to say "Ghostbusters" then I probably don't want to know you.
The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I actually asked for pizza.
Stop destroying the Earth, it's where I keep all my stuff.
When nothing is going right, go left.
Never ask a starfish for directions.
I noticed you are not noticing me.
Life is always rocky when you're a gem.
Dance like nobody is watching, because they are not, they are all checking their phones.
If you're hotter than me, then that means I'm cooler than you.
There's something missing in my life, I just don't know if it's a puppy, a person, or a slice of pizza.
You can stop driving me crazy, I can walk from here.
I bet you anything that I can stop gambling right now.
The chains on my mood swing just snapped. Run!
I wasn't mad, but now that you asked me 7 times if I'm mad.. yes, I'm mad!
Of course I talk to myself... sometimes I need expert advice.
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