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The ideal man doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't do drugs, doesn't swear, doesn't get angry, doesn't exist.

Sharks are not so bad... If a stranger came into my house wearing only a bathing suit, I'd probably get angry too.

Happiness: The emotion that puts your face in motion. Fear: The emotion that puts your legs in motion. Anger: The emotion that puts your fist in motion. Lesson: Don't be afraid or angry and you won't have to run and fight.

They say "don't try this at home" so I'm coming over to your house to try it.

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

What's your best non-swearing insult? I hope you step on a Lego.

To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human.

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.