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In spring birds return from their tropical vacation. Six months later they regret their decision and go back.

Every morning I do 10 sit-ups, to hit the snooze button on my alarm clock.

At night, I can't fall asleep. In the morning, I can't get up.

I drank so much Vodka last night that this morning I woke up with a Russian accent.

I don't like morning people... or mornings, or people.

It snowed so much last night that this morning my backyard was full of penguins.

Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day!

When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31.

I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.

I don't understand what's bothering you honey, I bring you coffee in bed every morning, all you have to do is grind it.

In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!