I'm glad I don't have to hunt my own food, I don't even know where sandwiches live.
Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them. Anonymous
If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece. Anonymous
Being a beaver is nice, if you're hungry you just eat a piece of your home. Anonymous
I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know.. hunting elephants.' Anonymous
Give a man a fish and he will have food for one day. Teach him to catch fish and he will spend all day at the lake drinking beer. Anonymous