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I eat cake because it's someone's birthday somewhere today.

Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them.

How does a train eat? Chew, Chew...

If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece.

Being a beaver is nice, if you're hungry you just eat a piece of your home.

I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know.. hunting elephants.'

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% Halloween candy.

Pros and cons for making food: Pro: Food. Con: Making.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Give a man a fish and he will have food for one day. Teach him to catch fish and he will spend all day at the lake drinking beer.

I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.