I love my job only when I'm on vacation.
When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday!! Anonymous
If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way. - Homer Simpson
Working in a team means spending half your time convincing the others that your idea is better than theirs. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
The best part of going to work is coming back home at the end of the day. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I'd just love to punch right in the face! Anonymous
I'm in desperate need of a 6 month vacation... twice a year. Anonymous
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. Charles M. Schulz
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If it's the fifth day in a row that you don't feel like working, it means it's finally Friday! Anonymous
We all have baggage, find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack. Anonymous
Love is like a tornado, picks you up off your feet and sometimes takes half your house. Anonymous
As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.
I need a timeout. Send me to the beach and don't let me come back until I change my attitude. Anonymous
Our love is like a train with no brakes, unstoppable. Anonymous
True love is truly amazing only when it's truly true. Anonymous