I love my job only when I'm on vacation.
When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday!! Anonymous
If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way. - Homer Simpson
Working in a team means spending half your time convincing the others that your idea is better than theirs. Anonymous
The best part of going to work is coming back home at the end of the day. Anonymous
I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I'd just love to punch right in the face! Anonymous
I'm in desperate need of a 6 month vacation... twice a year. Anonymous
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. Charles M. Schulz
Hate your job? Join our support group! It’s called EVERYBODY. We meet at the bar.
If it's the fifth day in a row that you don't feel like working, it means it's finally Friday! Anonymous