I'm gonna order a pizza 5 minutes before the new year, then when it arrives I'll say I ordered this last year.
Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending. Anonymous
I'm glad I don't have to hunt my own food, I don't even know where sandwiches live. Anonymous
Give a man a fish and he will have food for one day. Teach him to catch fish and he will spend all day at the lake drinking beer. Anonymous
I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor. Anonymous
If you had to choose between eating tacos every day or being skinny for life would you choose hard or soft tacos? Anonymous
I'm on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle. Anonymous