Laughter is like a windshield wiper, it doesn't stop the rain but allows us to keep going.
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If you can't find your better half, try finding your better two quarters.
Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
He who laughs.....lasts.
Life is not about how you survive the storm, it's about how you dance in the rain.
Smile while you still have teeth.
Always be positive. *Trips down the stairs* Whew, I got down those stairs fast.
Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.
Be happy, it drives people crazy.
Me: What a terrible day. Mom: Be more positive! Me: What a beautiful terrible day.
You know what's funny? Lots of things, so lighten up!
Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let's be positive here.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted!
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