Laughter is like a windshield wiper, it doesn't stop the rain but allows us to keep going.
You laugh because I'm different........... I laugh cause I just farted! Anonymous
My doctor prescribed laughter as the most efficient medicine. Unfortunately the pharmacist said too many people were crying from laughter so it's no longer available. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Life is not about how you survive the storm, it's about how you dance in the rain. Anonymous
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Anonymous
If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front. Anonymous
If you can't find your better half, try finding your better two quarters. Anonymous
Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet. Anonymous
Always be positive. *Trips down the stairs* Whew, I got down those stairs fast. Anonymous
Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.
Me: What a terrible day. Mom: Be more positive! Me: What a beautiful terrible day. Anonymous
Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let's be positive here. Anonymous
This too shall pass... It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass. Anonymous