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You laugh because I'm different........... I laugh cause I just farted!

He who laughs last didn't get it.

My doctor prescribed laughter as the most efficient medicine. Unfortunately the pharmacist said too many people were crying from laughter so it's no longer available.

Life is not about how you survive the storm, it's about how you dance in the rain.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.

If you can't find your better half, try finding your better two quarters.

Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.

He who laughs.....lasts.

Smile while you still have teeth.

Always be positive. *Trips down the stairs* Whew, I got down those stairs fast.