Anonymous Quote

Don't worry about what to wear today, your smile goes with any clothes.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

Sharks are not so bad... If a stranger came into my house wearing only a bathing suit, I'd probably get angry too.

When a man gets close to a woman wearing a leather mini-skirt, his heart starts beating faster, his throat gets dry, his knees get weak and he becomes irrational.. Why? Because the leather smells like a new car.

It takes real skills to choke on air, fall up the stairs and trip over nothing. I have those skills.

I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at the floor, and think "I'd tap that."

I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is.

To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human.

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.