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When I try on an outfit and it doesn't make me look good, I just throw it on the floor. Like, no, you don't deserve to be hung up, think about what you've done. - Anonymous

When I try on an outfit and it doesn't make me look good, I just throw it on the floor. Like, no, you don't deserve to be hung up, think about what you've done.

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Don't ask me anything, and I won't tell you any lies.

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Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Albert Einstein

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