Joey Adams Quote
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Anonymous
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. Albert Einstein
A text message can lead to a date, which can lead to a kiss, and a wonderful night together. Will you text me? Anonymous
Never wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, and the pig likes it. Anonymous
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. Albert Einstein
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
Love is like playing bridge, if you don't have a good partner, it's good to at least have a good hand. Anonymous
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug? Anonymous
When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Your legs must be tired because you have been running through my mind all night. Anonymous
Stop! You're under arrest for being too sexy. Your sentence is an eternity inside my heart. Anonymous
People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important. Anonymous
I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I'd just love to punch right in the face! Anonymous