Everyone wants your best! Don't let them take it away from you.
I had an extremely busy day, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.
Of course I talk to myself... sometimes I need expert advice.
It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.
The chains on my mood swing just snapped. Run!
When I try on an outfit and it doesn't make me look good, I just throw it on the floor. Like, no, you don't deserve to be hung up, think about what you've done.
The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I actually asked for pizza.
I once had a job in a orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.
You're never too old to do goofy stuff.
Dance like nobody is watching, because they are not, they are all checking their phones.
I put the "Pro" in procrastinate.
Don't ask me anything, and I won't tell you any lies.
If I'm silent it's because there's thunder inside me. Or I'm just chilling, may the odds be in your favor.
When someone doesn't like something, it's often because they're not familiar with it, or they're too familiar with it.
Listen, smile, agree.. Then do whatever you were gonna do anyway.
There's something missing in my life, I just don't know if it's a puppy, a person, or a slice of pizza.
Alcohol doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean... against tables, chairs and walls.
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