Funny Sayings
When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver.
Anonymous
When I try on an outfit and it doesn't make me look good, I just throw it on the floor. Like, no, you don't deserve to be hung up, think about what you've done.
Anonymous
There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.
Anonymous
Laughing is one of the best exercises, it's like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it's even better with a friend.
Anonymous
If you didn't see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth!
Anonymous
If we ever travel far in the universe to another planet with intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave.
Anonymous
If you let out a loud fart and someone hears you, just yell "Jet Power" and start running.
Anonymous
I swallowed an ice cube yesterday and I haven't pooped it out yet. I'm really scared, you guys.
Anonymous
It's really complicated to make something simple, but very simple to make something something complicated.
Anonymous
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