There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them. Anonymous
If you let out a loud fart and someone hears you, just yell "Jet Power" and start running. Anonymous
If nothing is impossible is it possible for something to be impossible? Anonymous
I know the voices in my head aren't real..... but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome! Anonymous
The right to be heard does not include the right to be taken seriously. Anonymous
Dear automatic flushing toilet... I appreciate the enthusiasm, but I wasn't done yet. Anonymous
It's funny how nobody notices all the good things you do until you don't do them. Anonymous
Legend says that when you can't sleep, it's because you're awake in someone's dream. So if everyone could stop dreaming about me, that would be great. Anonymous
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring so I go back to being myself. Anonymous
When I try on an outfit and it doesn't make me look good, I just throw it on the floor. Like, no, you don't deserve to be hung up, think about what you've done. Anonymous
You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing.
Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them. Anonymous
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